Attention Sunbros! For those of you struggling to git gud, we have exciting news.
We have uncovered an ad for an essential Dark Souls III accessory – The Soul Strap. We have leaked the audio on our most recent episode, which is now live.
Rumour states that the ad has been delayed due to anticipated demand resulting in shipping delays of Oculus proportions.
No further details have been released other than the above early mockup and the audio, which can also be listened to below.
We’ll keep you updated as soon as more grossly incandescent details emerge.
Praise the Sass.